Who do you write like?

If you ever wanted to input some text and get a quick, computer-generated response telling you which famous author you write like, well have I got a site for you!

This random site, whose sole purpose is to tell you who you write like, is incredibly stupid, but I bet you try it anyway. I put in two portions of two different stories I have written in the past and it shot out Stephen King and David Foster Wallace. When I typed in a bunch on nonsensical rambling I got Cory Doctorow, someone I have never heard of before. 

There’s ten minutes I’ll never get back. 

Go ahead, try it out. You know you want to.